The Juicy Post (Like Juicy Fruit on crack.)

Well, you guys need weirdness? Here's your weirdness, now let me be.

Shamwow is a Towel that Doesn't Work

Why would you wanna shit in the washing machine, that is gonna smell...

OH LORD, THEY HAVE WEAPONS.

OVER NINETHOUSAND MANHOURS

If you haven't got OVER NINETHOUSAND memorized, this little bit of repetition should scar it deep in your soul.

THE BEST FECKING MOUSE

OH LAWD I WANTZ DIS MAUSE!

EXTREEM ENARGY DRINK

Dude, this is just the weirdest shyte in the history of the intarnetz.